ex-mermaid

I'd rather wear flowers in my hair than diamonds around my neck.

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princessskittybot:

invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase

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5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

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anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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princesswetkitty:

a heart on. an affection erection.

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celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved

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whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

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totallyfuckingfetch:

Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’

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