ex-mermaid

I'd rather wear flowers in my hair than diamonds around my neck.

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via thedailylaughs)

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

(via thedailylaughs)

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets, via thedailylaughs)

mentalflossr:

Dog elected mayor of Minnesota town

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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(via thedailylaughs)

(Source: chrisruffalo, via thedailylaughs)

“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”

—   Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via queencersei)

(Source: observando, via queencersei)

sandandglass:

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

(via thedailylaughs)

yeahmicah:
wgsn:

Inspired by the legend that the first champagne glass was modelled on the left breast of Marie Antoinette, London restaurant 34 has produced an extra-special champagne glass designed after  left breast of supermodel Kate Moss. That’s one way to celebrate 25 years in the industry.

wgsn:

Inspired by the legend that the first champagne glass was modelled on the left breast of Marie Antoinette, London restaurant 34 has produced an extra-special champagne glass designed after left breast of supermodel Kate Moss. That’s one way to celebrate 25 years in the industry.

(via dan-and-his-hormones)



Winona Ryder for Red Magazine April 2014 ph. Max Abadian